Year archives: 2003

Pyrrhic

Pyrrhic (‘pir-ik) adjective Achieved at excessive cost (a Pyrrhic victory); also : costly to the point of negating or outweighing expected benefits (a great but Pyrrhic act of ingenuity) Etymology: Pyrrhus, king of Epirus who sustained heavy losses in defeating the Romans

Bomb Iraq

This is a funny one I received in the e-mail today (not sure of the source): (To the tune of "If You’re Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands") If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North …

When I Die, Please Wear Me On Your Finger

Well heck, if it only costs about as much as a funeral anyway…. The cremated remains of 80-year-old Edna MacArthur from Alberta have been presented to her family in the form of a diamond stone, the first delivery of this kind in the world, a funeral services official claimed Tuesday. Crawford said MacArthur’s remains were …