{"id":28,"date":"2003-01-24T22:42:53","date_gmt":"2003-01-24T22:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bdragon.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2011-03-26T02:39:23","modified_gmt":"2011-03-26T08:39:23","slug":"bomb-iraq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/2003\/01\/bomb-iraq\/","title":{"rendered":"Bomb Iraq"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This is a funny one I received in the e-mail today (not sure of the source):<\/p>\n

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(To the tune of "If You’re Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands")
\nIf you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
\nIf the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
\nIf the terrorists are frisky,
\nPakistan is looking shifty,
\nNorth Korea is too risky,
\nBomb Iraq.
\nIf we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
\nIf we think that someone’s dissed us, bomb Iraq.
\nSo to hell with the inspections,
\nLet’s look tough for the elections,
\nClose your mind and take directions,
\nBomb Iraq.
\nIt’s pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
\nTo prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
\nThey’ve got weapons we can’t see,
\nAnd that’s all the proof we need,
\nIf they’re not there, they must be,
\nBomb Iraq.
\nIf you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
\nIf your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
\nIf you think Saddam’s gone mad,
\nWith the weapons that he had,
\nAnd he tried to kill your dad,
\nBomb Iraq.
\nIf corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
\nIf your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
\nIf your politics are sleazy,
\nAnd hiding that ain’t easy,
\nAnd your manhood’s getting queasy,
\nBomb Iraq.
\nFall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
\nFor our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
\nDisagree? We’ll call it treason,
\nLet’s make war not love this season,
\nEven if we have no reason,
\nBomb Iraq.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is a funny one I received in the e-mail today (not sure of the source): (To the tune of "If You’re Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands") If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[106,107],"class_list":{"0":"post-28","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"tag-bush","8":"tag-osama","9":"anons"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peSL2o-s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}