{"id":29,"date":"2003-02-07T20:42:39","date_gmt":"2003-02-07T20:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bdragon.com\/?p=29"},"modified":"2011-03-31T12:38:13","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T18:38:13","slug":"brown-trousers-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/2003\/02\/brown-trousers-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Brown Trousers Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>I think they ought to add a new color to the Homeland Security alert advisory scale:<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\"\/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"advisory_colors_new.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bdragon.com\/lair\/_images\/advisory_colors_new.gif\" width=\"180\" height=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\"\/><br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s ok to lock yourself in the basement for this one&#8230;..<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think they ought to add a new color to the Homeland Security alert advisory scale: And it&#8217;s ok to lock yourself in the basement for this one&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[104,105],"class_list":{"0":"post-29","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"tag-terrorism","8":"tag-threat","9":"anons"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peSL2o-t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bdragon.com\/lair\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}